The Equation of Hope

      Hopefully you have seen the movie Super Troopers (if not, what the hell!! Go watch it!). You may remember one of the kids from the beginning, who takes a few drugs in the back of the car when they think the cops are going to bust them.












     He provided one of the most famous lines after he ingested the stuff all at once, and started licking the glass in the back of the cop car, and said "The snozberries taste like snozberries" (like from Willy Wonka, if you're a little slow). You probably thought that would be this guy's last claim to fame, but he has accomplished something so extraordinary, it's almost impossible to believe, and it actually aids to give me confidence in my own life. He still looks about the same, and I mean no disrespect when I say he doesn't look exactly look like the super hero type, but this guy is my new hero and role model:

       Many of you who know me know that I love math. Others of you also know that I think Christina Hendricks is indisputably the most beautiful woman in the world. If you don't know who that is, feast your eyes on this beauty and try not to drool (or get jealous)...














This mathematical equation seems unlikely, but it is true.
Yup, that guy, Geoffrey Arend was dating, and is now married to, the sexiest woman on the planet. One might think that this equation would bring me some grief, since my dream woman is now off the market, but I choose to see the bright side of the situation.

On the contrary, the fact that this guy can marry that gal provides this equation for my life:

                                     =   HOPE FOR THIS GUY:

 

(THAT'S ME)

If he can do it, maybe I can too. Thanks Geoffrey for infusing some limited hope into my presently non-existent love life.